03.13.08
For All The People Who Google Weird Things About Pisces
The most common theme that people search for on Google and end up at my blog pertain to Pisces and Sex.
Namely, “Pisces are whores”. That’s the most common one. I am here to tell you folks that,I, a Pisces woman…am not an official whore. I know that this could be disputed by some who consider stay at home moms the socially acceptable whores of society but besides having some man I shacked up with 8 years ago provide me with all my basic necessities, I’m not a whore
So there’s one myth debunked. Not all Pisces are whores.
Another one? “Pisces unfaithful”. “Pisces cheat in relationships”
Well, I’m personally all for non-monogamy BUT I can be monogamous and don’t believe in being unfaithful. I hate loathe and despise cheaters and liars and it isn’t in my personal ethics to be a cheater and a liar, which is what being unfaithful makes you. This is the beauty of open relationships. But given a set of circumstances where I’m asked to be faithful and all that monogamy stuff, I can do so quite happily. Whether this is true for other Pisces people,I have no idea. I’m just telling you what I know.
One thing I can’t help too much with: “Do all Pisces men have trouble ejaculating?”
Ummm…
I don’t know but I’m fascinated that people think to connect this sexual problem with astrology. Maybe he drinks too much or maybe he just kind of spaces out and loses interest in the middle. Somehow I doubt it has much to do with his astrological sign,
Another interesting one ….”are Pisces men mama’s boys”
My son is a Pisces. We have a close relationship but no…I wouldn’t call him a Mama’s Boy. Nope.
There are always a slew of other Pisces related searches that bring people to my blog. Pisces sextrology is a popular one. So, I’ll share what I found on PIsces sextrology for 2008:
PISCES February 19 to March 20. YEAR AHEAD: Generous Jupiter focuses on friendship and finding fame. And promises your highest hopes can happen. You learn so much more about life and mutual trust makes your lovelife special.
LOVE STARS FOR SINGLES: What starts as a wonderful friendship, with someone who from the start makes you feel relaxed and happy, gradually turns into best-ever love. This relationship is different, because it is not based on an idealised version of love - but is the real deal. This new partner mixes charity work with property development. And by the autumn you could be looking for a shared home.
HOT DATES AND MYSTIC MATES: 11th, 20th and 29th of every month. The initials B, K, and T help you identify your soulmate.
LOVE STARS FOR COUPLES: Venus travels with your guardian angel planet Jupiter to help you see that trust, and being trustworthy, are a vital part of the love formula. And this year they are back and you can rebuild love to make it stronger than ever before. But you also give a relationship breathing space by spending time on your own friendships. And this adds fun to the time you are together.
SEXTROLOGY: Pisces is a water sign and your brand of erotic skills is at its most potent with a matching water sign, Cancer, Scorpio or another Pisces. For a more relaxed relationship, but still sexy, you need earth signs Taurus, Virgo or Capricorn. You are fascinated by the cool sex style of air signs Gemini, Libra and Aquarius. But if you like the drama of rows and making up go for a fire sign, Aries, Leo or Sagittarius.
This part is weird:” This new partner mixes charity work with property development. And by the autumn you could be looking for a shared home. “This has real life significance to it. Very strange
Lucky for me, The Bob is a Capricorn (but our relationship is anything but relaxed, lemme tell you.Sheesh).
By the way,have I mentioned how much I believe in all this astrology stuff? Not so much but eh…it’s entertaining anyway.





Debi said,
March 14, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Well, this fellow Pisces just learned a great deal about herself…or did she?
tsunamibomb said,
March 14, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Yay, a fellow Pisces! We rock
From today’s stat counter: “Why do Pisces need to cheat?” “Pisces likes dirty sex” “True Pisces slut”….
Gosh…who knew the rest of the world had such a low opinion about us!?
creepyucmama said,
March 26, 2008 at 6:21 am
Hey, I’m not a slut or whore either, and I’m a Pisces…and I’m also married to a Capricorn….freaky. Or relationship is way relaxed though…because we’re both too tired to be anything but mellow. HA!
mzjennb said,
July 1, 2008 at 7:39 pm
my husband is a gemini and was a GM for a large retail outfit and is attractive and was a good man for the most part he just cheated on me with the pisces whore who met me and looked me in the face and talked to my son who just moved here from another city where she messed everything up and thought he would leave me for her,.. but in the end, we are now trying to work it out. pisces whore is what brought me here. thanks for reiterating what i already knew.